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    Why Women Live Longer Than Men

    This is humorous but, some things stick in your head when they are funny, , , ,

    The language is cryllic, the site is safe for browsing, just scroll & look at the pics.

    http://bigpicture.ru/?p=595610

    -c-

    (a few welding/electric related, , , ,)
    ' ' ' ' "Move along, move along, theres nothing to see here, , , ,"

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    Re: Why Women Live Longer Than Men

    One of our insurance adjusters stopped in 2 days ago to write an estimate on a car

    He didn't want to go on his next assignment, the wife had run the husband over with the lawnmower
    He was going to write the estimate on the mower ( honest truth )
    The husband did not survive but the wife wants the lawnmower fixed

    I'm not making any of it up...happened last weekend

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    Re: Why Women Live Longer Than Men

    Quote Originally Posted by Canoecruiser View Post
    Must have been a tough old man for insurance to get involved. And what's the rush? Mowing season is over. She can get the neighbor's kid to cut the grass.....as long as it's only the GRASS that needs cutting.

    The unpleasant part will be hosing out the deck. After that replacing the blades will be easy-peasy!

    Mike, I hear that woman is now free to date. Any takers?
    This happened close to me, I'm in the north Georgia area right below Chattanooga.
    We haven't had rain in over 2 months till the small shower last night. Grass has been dead and brown for over a month.
    Last time I had to use my mower was the beginning of September.
    And the beat it all, it's a Murray rider purchased from home Depot...a 1200 dollar mower
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    Re: Why Women Live Longer Than Men

    I worked at an outdoor power equipment dealer for 7 or 8 years..did everything from trimmers to 72 inch zero turn mowers..we did all the warranty repair work for all the major retailers within 50 miles of us, never ever heard of anything like it. We did have 1 mower come in that had cut someone's finger off, we were supposed to check the mechanical engine brake for the manufacturer. It was just a cheap push mower that someone had taped the safety handle down on.
    I really can't imagine a Murry rider taking someone out...had to be a bad way to go.
    Last edited by Michael ray; 11-24-2016 at 01:40 PM. Reason: Autospell fail

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    Re: Why Women Live Longer Than Men

    Gotta love those Rus-spec tap sets they have for artillery shells.

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    Re: Why Women Live Longer Than Men

    Run over by a lawnmower? Gotta think he wasn't conscious before the accident because I don't see how else it could happen. Maybe they don't really live longer than us. Maybe it just "sounds" longer...
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    Re: Why Women Live Longer Than Men

    Let's see, Murry rider mower, I wonder if she was smiling and happy? Bob

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    Re: Why Women Live Longer Than Men

    Did she run him over or did he jump in front of it ,wife's can do that to you.

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    Re: Why Women Live Longer Than Men

    It is a well known fact that husbands tend to die before their wives. Why? Because they want to!


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