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    Why Women Live Longer Than Men

    This is humorous but, some things stick in your head when they are funny, , , ,

    The language is cryllic, the site is safe for browsing, just scroll & look at the pics.

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    One of our insurance adjusters stopped in 2 days ago to write an estimate on a car

    He didn't want to go on his next assignment, the wife had run the husband over with the lawnmower
    He was going to write the estimate on the mower ( honest truth )
    The husband did not survive but the wife wants the lawnmower fixed

    I'm not making any of it up...happened last weekend

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    Must have been a tough old man for insurance to get involved. And what's the rush? Mowing season is over. She can get the neighbor's kid to cut the grass.....as long as it's only the GRASS that needs cutting.

    The unpleasant part will be hosing out the deck. After that replacing the blades will be easy-peasy!

    Mike, I hear that woman is now free to date. Any takers?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Canoecruiser View Post
    Must have been a tough old man for insurance to get involved. And what's the rush? Mowing season is over. She can get the neighbor's kid to cut the grass.....as long as it's only the GRASS that needs cutting.

    The unpleasant part will be hosing out the deck. After that replacing the blades will be easy-peasy!

    Mike, I hear that woman is now free to date. Any takers?
    This happened close to me, I'm in the north Georgia area right below Chattanooga.
    We haven't had rain in over 2 months till the small shower last night. Grass has been dead and brown for over a month.
    Last time I had to use my mower was the beginning of September.
    And the beat it all, it's a Murray rider purchased from home Depot...a 1200 dollar mower
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    Re: Why Women Live Longer Than Men

    I worked at an outdoor power equipment dealer for 7 or 8 years..did everything from trimmers to 72 inch zero turn mowers..we did all the warranty repair work for all the major retailers within 50 miles of us, never ever heard of anything like it. We did have 1 mower come in that had cut someone's finger off, we were supposed to check the mechanical engine brake for the manufacturer. It was just a cheap push mower that someone had taped the safety handle down on.
    I really can't imagine a Murry rider taking someone out...had to be a bad way to go.
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    Re: Why Women Live Longer Than Men

    Gotta love those Rus-spec tap sets they have for artillery shells.

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    Run over by a lawnmower? Gotta think he wasn't conscious before the accident because I don't see how else it could happen. Maybe they don't really live longer than us. Maybe it just "sounds" longer...
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    Let's see, Murry rider mower, I wonder if she was smiling and happy? Bob

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    Re: Why Women Live Longer Than Men

    Did she run him over or did he jump in front of it ,wife's can do that to you.

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    Re: Why Women Live Longer Than Men

    It is a well known fact that husbands tend to die before their wives. Why? Because they want to!


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    Re: Why Women Live Longer Than Men

    This is the funniest

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    Re: Why Women Live Longer Than Men

    the other half of this is..why do married men die first......because they want to........................taking the easy way out....lol

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    Re: Why Women Live Longer Than Men

    But married men do live longer...........it's a long, slow death
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    these women will do any thing to get the old man out of the house one uses a road roller on her husband now this one uses the lawnmower,where will it end.

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    mens lives matter............................................ ..

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    Women live longer because we're morons. Plain, and simple. It's been ordained.

    She has to take care of you to insure that you make it thru the next day.............Hell...........the next few hours.

    She will be the one who will change your diapers when you hit the Alzheimers stage of your life (so you BETTER hope she lives longer)

    She is smarter, stronger, and has more foresight. Live with it, play with your toys, and dedicate your life to making her happy. Life will be worse without her. She's the only living thing on the planet that loves you more than your parents, and your dog. GROW UP!!!!!
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    "Why Women Live Longer Than Men" ...

    Son, hold my beer while I show you something...

    I thought I heard awhile back that women were the major cause of strokes, heart attacks and aneurysms ... in men. Think about it. Every time it happens, there's one nearby. Now, if your truck pukes a transmission way out there, they are nowhere to be found.
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    Re: Why Women Live Longer Than Men

    The dudes eating lunch in the nice cool shade of the backhoe made me laugh.

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    Re: Why Women Live Longer Than Men

    This is really funny. Got myself ROFL.

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    Re: Why Women Live Longer Than Men

    Quote Originally Posted by farmersamm View Post
    Women live longer because we're morons. Plain, and simple. It's been ordained.

    She has to take care of you to insure that you make it thru the next day.............Hell...........the next few hours.

    She will be the one who will change your diapers when you hit the Alzheimers stage of your life (so you BETTER hope she lives longer)

    She is smarter, stronger, and has more foresight. Live with it, play with your toys, and dedicate your life to making her happy. Life will be worse without her. She's the only living thing on the planet that loves you more than your parents, and your dog. GROW UP!!!!!
    Sam,
    after all that dribble here is the real answer..Women don't live longer, it's just that it seems like it..
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