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    funny welding sayings

    I just wanted to see what other sayings are out there for a laugh.
    A older gentlemen said to be once.

    " I can weld anything, but the crack of dawn and a broken heart. I can even add an inch to your pecker if ya can take the heat."

    I always found it humerous and wonered how many others were out there.

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    I had always said it, "I can weld anything FROM the crack of dawn to a broken heart." Or, "I can weld a d*** on a snowman."
    Have we all gone mad?

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    In an interview after seeing how welding them asked for those in Plovdiv butt welds give you what you give?

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    My favorite from fitters is" hell man, your a welder, if you can step over it you can fill it, right!?" Reffering to the gaps they leave me. I hate gaps.

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    Sayin my father told me back in the 70's............."You treat welding like you do a woman..."Get 'er hot n penetrate".................
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    My dad says "Using a grinder to make a weld look good means,you are a grinder "Not" a welder".
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    lol the southern drawl goes perfect with his riddles

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bluewelders View Post
    My dad says "Using a grinder to make a weld look good means,you are a grinder "Not" a welder".
    kinda goes with cap it with the gouge

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    "that sucker could weld two pieces of wood together"

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    Can someone please translate that video for those of us that don't speak drawl?
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    Re: funny welding sayings

    Not really a welding saying, but this one cracked me up.

    "That guy (boy, man, person...etc) is one thread short of a full nut!"

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    I weld long arc sxhort arc heliarc in the dark, I fit for four welders I weld for four fitters. Lol up hill down hill side to side, no crack to small no gap to wide. If you don't like how I do it ill let you try!

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    Shield down, *** up. ( I cant believe the word *** is blocked. ****, what the **** is this ****ing country coming to, just plain ****ing stupid.)

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    Last edited by Capozzoli; 01-31-2012 at 05:26 PM.
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    Oh boy that looks like somebody sewed up a mules *** with a grapevine.
    looks like a one tooth beaver got ahold of that metal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThorsHammer View Post
    Can someone please translate that video for those of us that don't speak drawl?
    What part don't you understand? The man was speaking plain ole Southern American language, if you have to ask you probably wouldn't understand anyways. I understood everything the man said. If you can identify which part maybe I can help you out. part of it was already translated for you. But if you can't get it, don't go south of the Mason-Dixon Line, otherwise you will be lost as a ************.

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    lol ive got some experience with the drawl and have learned ti translate it lol.

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    He's a Bonified,Certified Gorilla Welder.........

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    "damm boy,i can hang my leather jacket off of that"............

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    weld the bitch!!!

    glad i cant see that where i live.

    did You cut that all by yourself?

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    Re: funny welding sayings

    Someone here already said it in another thread...

    "A grinder and a can of paint will make a welder what he aint."
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    I can weld a gnat's a** to a window glass!
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    I had a welding instructor that used to tell us, If you aint burnin, you aint learnin. Funny I had a fire fighter instructor that said the same thing. That statement usually was followed by get your *** back in there and go to work.

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    Kelvin Boy Howdy. Here's to the DEEP South. Get that ol'boy a Dr. Pepper.

    What's weird is I KNOW a guy or two like that. One in Thermopolis, WY and the other in Gila Bend , Az, yup.
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    Good thread.. There must be loads of sayings out there.. heres one ive made into a sticker and slaped it on my welding mask...... WELDERS DO I IN ALL POSITIONS.... always puts a smile on peoples faces..

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    Re: funny welding sayings

    Quote Originally Posted by DLite View Post
    Not really a welding saying, but this one cracked me up.

    "That guy (boy, man, person...etc) is one thread short of a full nut!"
    What about "1/2 bubble off plumb"
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