I run a 1 man weld shop in SW Florida and I get the best customers... Usually with a story, I was a a Navy Seal or welder but left all my equipment up north! Today a dude comes in and wants me to weld up some little part. He's talking about being a boiler then he tells me he was a welder @ Area 51. I asked him "is this really something you should be talking about"? He continues to tell me it was deep under ground and that he had no idea what he was welding on. Also he'd have to drive like 100 miles to the area, then proceeded to say when he was finished "they" would hypnotize the workers, so they would forget. I think he could tell by my blank stare I wasn't buying it. Can anyone share what protocol would be of working at such a place?