ReplySorry guys, this one is coming back, was searching on google..
Welders are like prostitutes, they are always in awkward positions, getting hot, screaming for more rod and money, and seeking deep penetration.
Master Welder
If you can't fit the stinger in it, it ain't a gap
Disclaimer; "I am just an a$$hole welder, don't take it personally."
WeldingWeb Journeyman
Sorry guys, this one is coming back, was searching on google..
Welders are like prostitutes, they are always in awkward positions, getting hot, screaming for more rod and money, and seeking deep penetration.
14' PowerMig 210 MP
13'Burntables 5x10 CNC Table
14' SAE300 HE on a 12' Ram 4500 60 CA 4x4. Custom bed/bottles/reels.
87' SA250d, 78 SA200,11' Ranger 250 GXT AC/DC
Thermal Dynamics Cutmaster 81
12' Lincoln Precision Tig 225
08' LN25
WeldingWeb Foreman
asking another welder to checkout your root
you can weld anything but a broken heart
the arc is the only brite thing about YOU
fixin' plumbers crack with a butt weld
ehh
thermal arc 252i - millermatic 350P - miller XMT, cp300ts, 30a 22a feeders, buttload of other millers, handfull of lincolns, couple of esabs - Hypertherm 1250 G3
WeldingWeb Artisan
The counter to a "Miller-Killer" bumper sticker is the "Stink'n Lincoln" one..
Lincoln Power Mig 216
Lincoln AC/DC-225/125
Miller 625 X-Treme Plasma
Miller 211
Victor Journeyman O/P
Milwaukee
Dayton
Makita
Baileigh
NRA Life Member
WeldingWeb Tradesman
My signature line below that I borrowed from Jody.
"Hey I didn't come to look and learn, I came to turn and burn.... If I can't light up, I'm gonna light out!"
-Jody
Idealarc 250 "Fatman"
MM 252
MM 211 "Little boy"
Victor Torches
WeldingWeb Artisan
that bead is slicker than snot,
slicker than cum on a gold tooth
Ain't no flies on that weld *(if they land on it they slide right off)
that gap is tighter than Dick's hatband
That's a gorilla weld, ugly but strong, got a lotta muscles
Yeah, but it'll hold till it breaks!
WeldingWeb Foreman
"All of our welds have a life time guarantee. If it breaks, bring it back and we'll weld it again."
Master Welder
I had a guy at work say, Sh!t, I think Mike welds his fking boots on in the morning and grinds them off at night!
I hate being bi-polar it's awsome
My Heroes Have Always Been Cowboys
WeldingWeb Apprentice
"only 2 types of people wear their hats backwards asshoies and welders so if your not a welder that makes you a asshoie
WeldingWeb Foreman
tozziwelding might just set you straight on that one.Originally Posted by Single Car Garage
WeldingWeb Artisan
I was teaching an employee to weld. He made a perfect looking Vee bead, cold, on heavy steel. It was so cold I knocked off a perfect "VEE" with a hammer. I told him to take the perfect "VEE" weld bead home, lay it in the crack of his butt, and tell his wife " Bart was so mad, he welded my butt cheeks closed"
WeldingWeb Journeyman
This guy can weld a cigarette paper to a turd in a 40 mile an hour wind.
WeldingWeb Foreman
If I am going to fall off a cliff, throw me a welding lead. They snag on everything.
Good enough for who it's for. I had to explain this one to an East Indian engineer at work. Some one told him this and he asked me who "who it's for" was. I told him, it's you. He didn't last long.
WeldingWeb Tradesman
Someone once said you can teach a "monkey" to weld "NOPE" they quit when they get burned.
Master Welder
Welders are like hookers' always holler'in for more heat, more rod and more money.
WeldingWeb Tradesman
When I was young and my dad was teaching me how to weld he would look at my welds and say it looks like a chicken s.hit on it go do it over until it is good. I managed to get the beads looking like Eagle s.hit the first day then after a week I had beads looking like bathroom caulking. You see he did not only tell me it looked bad but I got his size 12 boot stuck up my a.ss every time too and that was more motivating.
Master Welder
Hey bro a kick in the azz is still a step foward!When I was young and my dad was teaching me how to weld he would look at my welds and say it looks like a chicken s.hit on it go do it over until it is good. I managed to get the beads looking like Eagle s.hit the first day then after a week I had beads looking like bathroom caulking. You see he did not only tell me it looked bad but I got his size 12 boot stuck up my a.ss every time too and that was more motivating.
I hate being bi-polar it's awsome
My Heroes Have Always Been Cowboys
WeldingWeb Artisan
Shoulda welded yur butt cheeks together to keep that size 12 boot out.
WeldingWeb Apprentice
Stack it deep and sell it cheap
57 shorthood
miller 330st aircrafter
MM252
Hypertherm 1000
6'x12' Torchmate CNC table
"stack it deep and sell it cheap"
WeldingWeb Foreman
Bumpersticker:
'(Union) welders do it in all positions'
WeldingWeb Foreman
Working with my uncle is a riot. Just the other day a guy complimented his welds and he said I can weld like this or like that, ( what ever he started with) then he looked at the guy and said hey I could even weld it with your hand!
Nothing Ever Got Done By Quitting, Never Give Up.
WeldingWeb Artisan
How do you make the bottom look like the top? **** up the top!
WeldingWeb Foreman
If that's what u hear when you cook bacon you have 2 problems
Nothing Ever Got Done By Quitting, Never Give Up.
WeldingWeb Journeyman
"You can weld while it's raining, you just can't weld in the rain"
..... this was said to me in a monsoon as i was burning inside a canvas teepee that was a half lb short of being a kite... walked the damn thing down to each joint like a turtle.
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Sounds like a crappy day - at least you got paid
Dave J.
Dave J.
Beware of false knowledge; it is more dangerous than ignorance. ~George Bernard Shaw~
Syncro 350
Invertec v250-s
Thermal Arc 161 and 300
MM210
Dialarc
Tried being normal once, didn't take....I think it was a Tuesday.
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