Speed Of Light

[shortfuse]

You had better only do that during daylight hours.....

[CAVEMANN]

I'm so sorry .................UNCLE ALBERT.

[timrb]

I'm so sorry .................UNCLE ALBERT.

If you don't stop posting this nonsense and get something done today, you're going to be in trouble.

Tim

[Woznme]

What happens if you're driving backwards at the speed of light and turn your headlights on? Do the photons just fall down on the ground?

[John T]

What happens if you're driving backwards at the speed of light and turn your headlights on? Do the photons just fall down on the ground?

Due to the high speed and centrifugal force, The photons will morph into dilithium crystals which will cause a controlled matter/antimatter reaction within the entire vehicle itself...
and consequently propel the vehicle to even higher speeds than light... the resulting speed will generate immense heat that will eventually vaporize the entire vehicle... and nobody wants that. (especially going backwards)
Please drive safely out there.

[Woznme]

Oh drat. I was hoping they would just fall down on the ground cause then they could be swept up and poked into a mold to make a light sabre. Separating the red ones from the blue ones might have been a bit challenging though come to think of it.

[mla2ofus]

Due to the high speed and centrifugal force, The photons will morph into dilithium crystals which will cause a controlled matter/antimatter reaction within the entire vehicle itself...
and consequently propel the vehicle to even higher speeds than light... the resulting speed will generate immense heat that will eventually vaporize the entire vehicle... and nobody wants that. (especially going backwards)
Please drive safely out there.

So you're going faster than light speed through an atmosphere??

[CAVEMANN]

If you don't stop posting this nonsense and get something done today, you're going to be in trouble.

Tim

It's my day off..................oh wait! Everyday is my day off! But, I'm still sorry .............................uncle Albert! I wondered if anyone would catch on.

[John T]

So you're going faster than light speed through an atmosphere??

Never question the great and powerful OZ

[timrb]

I wondered if anyone would catch on.

Great minds think alike. I was worried that no one would catch on that I'd caught on.

Tim

[shortfuse]

So you're going faster than light speed through an atmosphere??

No different than some of the other fiction on the thread, LOL!