Our favorite sayings.

[smithdoor]

I agree
The Chinese manuals have improved in 30 years.

Dave

I worked on a big Komatsu dozer once and the service manual was directly translated from Japanese... Very interesting. Korean made Hyundai equipment is worse.

[CAVEMANN]

"Some people could tear up a steel ball".
"Some people could tear up an anvil with a toothpick".
"That rice looks like a maggot".
"I remember when a tranny was something in a truck".
"I remember when gay meant happy".
"I'm from ???????? where men are men and sheep are scared".
"You wanna do my wife? Try it and I'll show you something you've never seen before, BOTH ENDS OF IT"!

[StandarDyne]

grandpap used to say .... It's so cold outside I'm shakin like a puppy dog chittin a peach pit.

My dad used to say that, except instead of a peach pit, it was a Dixie cup.

[bcguide]

It's a lazy wind, to lazy to go around you it just goes through you.
I'll weld your fuel tank if you sit on it while I weld.

[Willie B]

I have been doing welding for a very long time, I don’t even remember
how long, maybe 5 or even 7 years, but one question bothers me, how to
make the perfect welding technique to distribute the stress more evenly

??????

[whtbaron]

??????

Must have been the pot...

[SweetMK]

I kin weld anythin but the crack of dawn…

I kin weld anythin but the crack of dawn… or,, a broken heart!!

[SweetMK]

My mother's favorite saying,, (born in 1910, lived in Pittsburgh,,)

Tough Shi##ski!!

[Willie B]

Must have been the pot...

My use of pot is limited to spaghetti or I make an incredible clam chowder. I'll presume you are referring to SeabasGg.

I confess each trip to Maine we eat little other than lobster, use a pot for that.

[Willie B]

Must have been the pot...

I smoke nothing.

[Lis2323]

My use of pot is limited to spaghetti or I make an incredible clam chowder. I'll presume you are referring to SeabasGg.

I confess each trip to Maine we eat little other than lobster, use a pot for that.

that does it. i will need to find some lobster this week.

[Willie B]

that does it. i will need to find some lobster this week.

If God had anything better, he kept it for himself.
I also feel this way about nearly every fin fish, shell fish, and sundry other slimy delectable creatures pulled from the ocean.
I don't eat sea cucumber, preferring the ones grown on dirt.

I confess to cowardice about swordfish last week. It was the restaurant price I feared. I did get a taste, I'll order it next opportunity.

[Willie B]

That was a dumb thing to say. I used to smoke ham, bacon, & shoulder. ALL other pork roasts benefit from smoking. Mine was an A frame structure of 16' 2x4. At about 7' above the ground was the floor of a small room. Aluminum pipes supported copper wires the pork hung from.
The floor had an 8" diameter hole the smoke stack from a wood stove sat beneath. In the stack was a T & damper to regulate how much smoke or heat I wanted in the meat.
I burned whatever green local hardwood I chose that day. It was a delight. The smoke house disappeared in the great flood, I never rebuilt.

[duaneb55]

4 out of the 5 voices in my head say "go for it!".

[N2 Welding]

if you seen one, you've seen em all

[old miner called Pop]

Dammit boy...if it was easy they would have kids and little old ladies doin it evry day 12 hours a day 7 days a week for 3 bucks an hour

Better put your big boy britches on sonny

Better pull your big girl panties up a little tighter kid

That chitbird could wreck a battleship with a rubber hammer

of course I can fix stupid...get me a a box of powder and a strait and see how I fix it

[SweetMK]

if you seen one, you've seen em all

If you have seen one,, you have seen two!!

[52 Ford]

"I'll burn that bridge when I cross it"

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[52 Ford]

I already posted this above...

[N2 Welding]

"I'll burn that bridge when I cross it"

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I always said, I'll burn that bridge when I get there.

[52 Ford]

I always said, I'll burn that bridge when I get there.

Hey, I mean, as long as the bridge DOES get burned, that's all that matters... right?

[cwby]

To the helper = "Good gosh Gerty what a gash!"

[Willie B]

It’s not rocket science.

you say tomato I say toe ma toe.

way out in bum Fk’d Egypt

What The Fk?

measure once cut it twice

It's not rocket surgery.

[Roert42]

If you don't want to do it three or four times why did you bother doing it at all?



We'll cross that bear when we get there.

[Roert42]

You ever fart in the tub and eat the bubbles?



My mother always said I was special.